BELA FILM PRESENTS
A FILM BY MAJA WEISS
GUARDIAN OF THE FRONTIER
Sometimes I don't understand you, AIja.
What's there to understand? My room-mate and my best
friend are coming to visit and we're going fIoating
down the river. Got a probIem with that?
Of course not!
We're aIways together anyway. -What do you mean, always?
Like we're married. -What d'you mean, married?
AIja, you're aIways in LjubIjana!
Give me a IittIe independence! Fuck it!
Hi, Zana! Where are you?
Christ, Simona, what've you got in here?
You never know what we might need.
We're just fIoating down the KoIpa, not the Amazon.
Need any heIp? -Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Hi, Zana! -AIja! -The nose ring! Did it hurt? -hm.
Where is Simona? -Where d'you think?
Thank you, really thank you. Oh, AIja! -Hi!
So, this is Medo? -Medo. -Medo. -Medo.
So, shall we baptise your friends, AIja?
How will you baptise us? -You'll see.
Fuck, I had a boyfriend once who wanted to marry me.
Did you?
Are you crazy? I dumped him.
And now you're aIone?
Yeah, Iike on desert isIand.
Hey, I'll take your wedding photos, aIright?
Ahm. Wait.
To the everlasting Iove! -Cheers.
That's Croatia over there on the other side?
That's what they say. -We couId swim across.
It's not allowed. Not here, anyway.-Ever try it?
That's why I didn't. Who cares anyway.
It's stupid, though. Before we were in the same country.
I used to go fishing with the guys over there,
and now ... fuck it.
Scared?
Hello!
It's not Iike in LjubIjana. -Who cares!
Want to dance?
Not your kind of music, ey? -What?
AIja, wake up!
It's eight o'cIock. You asked me to wake you.
Eh, girIs, girIs.
Fuck.
Morning!
What?
Just don't taIk, OK? -Fine.
Sorry.
Good morning.
Morning! -Morning.
One... two... three...
One... two...
Come on, dad, cut it out.
Anyone who goes fIoating down the river
shouIdn't be out at disco till three in the morning the night before.
Oh! But I forgot! You're students, aren't you?
And what do students do?
Not study, certainIy.
It's the summer hoIiday, dad!
And when it's not? What do you study?
God, you're nosy!
Economics.
Economics. Really? No kidding?
Yes.
Realistic girl... See, I like that.
And languages, too...
Here we go again.
Languages... And you? Economics, too...
..and languages?
No. Journalism.
And you? I can't remember.
You think he's joking, but he really doesn't know what
I've been doing in Ljubljana for three years.
What was it? Law? Medicine?
Mama, do you remember?
Yes, literature!
That's it! You want to write novels.
Leave her alone. What should she go to law school if
she's not interested. -Exactly.
You can always go to law school and write novels.
Listen to this. A girl's been reported missing.
A student... Went out with friends and never came back.
So? -She probably ran away to Ljubljana and is having a
great time. -Maybe. But the police found one of her
shoes by the river.
Maybe this canoe trip isn't such a good idea.
Dad, come on. -Don't be silly!
Alja!
Medo.
And this are for Alja's friends. -Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
You made these by yourself? -Ahm.
Anyway.. I wont let myself to be distract by anything.
Thank you for giving us a lift, Medo.
Medo?!
Zana, can you help me?
You'll sink the boat with all that.
Where am I suppose to put the rucksack?
Where?! On the roof by the canoes! God!
Come on, let's get a picture!
Medo!
Come on, Medo, put your arms around Alja!
Come on!
Cheese!
Full speed ahead!
Full speed!
This is good, this is good!
I wouldn't mind going with you.
Just make sure you don't.
Alja? Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to take Medo
with us... Everything's so... wild.
Yeah, you might run into the big bad wolf!
Simona, Medo is too young to be your daddy.
Hi... What's up? Yes, what is it?
What's going on?
Maybe they found the foot that fits the shoe.
Don't joke about it, Alja.
Hey, there's the killer there. An you know what he did...?
He took her out in the woods, raped her, cut her up
and used her as bait for the fishes.
Oh, come on, Zana!
Fuck, it really is beautiful.
The river, trees...
God's own country.
Look!
Let's go!
What? -What, what? -Don't you want to?
What about the others? -What about them?
They haven't got boyfriends. -Well, if they ask me nicely...
Stop it, Medo!
Come on, let's have a quickie.
Don't be so crude!
Those two are going to think that we did it, anyway...!
Don't want to? Fine! OK!
You know, I'd have a feeling I was just fucked and
nothing else, just fucked, get it!?
Now who's being crude?
For christsakes, I'm not insisting! Am I?
I tried, you turned me down, case closed!
There's nothing more pitiful than a wounded male.
Fuck you!
You wish!
Just what we need, a man!
Keep it evenly distributed or else you'll tip over.
Hang your food in the trees at night or else you'll
attract bears and wolves and serial killers.
So glad to be of use to you girls.
Don't fuck my canoes. Bye!
And?
He couldn't get it up.
Rolling on the Kolpa...
Watch out for the beast!
And serial killers!
And hunters!
And females!
Fuck, this is the best! No parents, no teachers.
No boyfriends.
No one to tell us what to do.
I'm surprised you two haven't undressed yet.
What do you mean? -Good idea!
Not bad.
Come on, Simona, pull your top off!
No thank you.
Are you embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed.
Who's going to see you, besides us?
You really don't need that much support.
I don't want to get burnt.
So is that Croatia over there? -Croatia, yes.
Fuck! A country of killers and perverts!
Stop it, Zana!
Really! The woods are full of them. Those fucked up
Croatian war veterans who just can't stop killing.
Who else d'you think could have killed that missing girl?
No one told them that the war is over. They're
wandering around, lost and lonely and scared...
Now that they've raped all their own women,
they're coming for us!
With a knife in one hand and a hard-on in the other!
That's not funny!
Who's laughing?
Come on! It's only hunters!
Look, fireflies. -Where?
See?
D'you know, I haven't seen fireflies since I was a kid.
They're really beautiful, aren't they?
Those aren't fireflies, they're fairies. -Sure!
Really! Don't you know the story?
It's good luck if you see them.
At midsummer, they come down to the river to drink
and if they see a virgin, they cast a spell on her and
take her away to marry the King of the Forest.
Simona, better not let them see you, then.
I'm not a virgin!
But maybe I'd Iike to be in a way.
What? A sacrificiaI virgin? Fuck that, Simona!
Anyway, they're just beatIes, Iike cockroaches.
AIja, did you bring anything to drink?
Shit, I forgot! Did you bring anything?
None of your father's home made wine?
I've got something! -You? -Aha.
Where do you have it?
Give me the torch. I'll get it. -Are you kidding me?
No. Schnapps. Daddy gave it to me.
Come on, AIja!
Maybe she's not so bad after all.
You don't have to share a room with her.
So? Then kick her out and move in with me.
I couIdn't do that. -Then stop compIaining, AIja.
Either you do something or you shut up about it.
Good? -Mmm hmmmm. Aha.
Let me try it. Home made. Strong?
Not bad!
Not bad.
I think you're sad, Zana.
You don't say! You think I'm sad?
Yes. Your father waIked out on you and you pretend
Iike it doesn't matter. -Fuck you!
Who needs men when God invented vibrators?
Right, AIja, right?
I'm so sorry! I didn't know
peopIe don't taIk about things Iike that here!
Hey, you couId be a subject for an articIe,
''DO WOMEN IN THE COUNTRY MASTURBATE?''
Don't, Zana!
What? What do you think Medo's doing right now?
Ooooh, oh, AIja, AIja...
Come on, Zana! Zana!
Wait, now who am I? Ooo, daddy, daddy...
Stop it, Zana! Stop it!
Simona, Simona.
Morning. -Morning.
Oh, my head!
Simona!
Don't hide from us all the time!
AIja! Fuck!
HoId on to the side of the canoe!
Fuck! I'm going to cut up my Iegs!
AIja! HeIp!
Wait! Simona, hoId on!
AIja!
Simona!
PaddIe!
AIja!
Simona! -Simona!
O, fuck fuck fuck! Fuck! AIja! Look!
Don't panic!
Is it gone? -Yes. It's gone.
Now you've saved my Iife twice today.
Can't you catch meningitis from Ieeches?
Yeah or AIDS. Hey! What happened to you? -Nothin'.
And we thought maybe a crazy Croat got you.
No such Iuck.
No, he was a SIovenian.
Who?! Who was a SIovenian?
Him. A man.
You're compIeteIy crazy!
He was... kind...
She's having us on.
No, he really was.
There's no one out there. Is anybody out there?
He was. He was... he was... I don't know, he was...
Maybe it was the King of the Forest searching for his virgin.
My mother knew that he was having an affair.
So she hired a private detective.
Not onIy did he have a mistress, but he bought her
a car, a fIat, furniture, he bought her everything!
Really? -Yes.
But when I saw the pictures... TotaI crap!
Over exposed, out of focus.
Fuck, he had to be a compIete idiot.
As for daddy, well done him. It's onIy too bad he got
caught. Why not? If I were a man, I'd do the same thing,
wouIdn't you?
And what about Iove?
Sure, there's that, too. But Iove shouIdn't get in the
way of getting what you want out of Iife, if you know what I mean?
You know Zana, sometimes you sound Iike an advert for
trainers or something. JUST DO IT.
And you? More Iike JUST THINK ABOUT IT. Really!
SeriousIy, AIja. In ten years I'll come to visit you
and Medo and your five chiIdren, Iiving in a fIat
next to your parents' house... you'll see.
I'm not Iike that. Am I?
I don't know, AIja. Are you?
I'll get some more water.
No, I'll get it!
Simona!
She was here!
Shit, Simona, are you aIright?
He was here! -Who was here?
Him. -Fuck off, Simona!
Didn't you see a fishing Iine? -What fishing Iine?
But he really was here! -Even if he was! Who cares!
I wasn't making it up.
Come on, AIja, Iet's go back.
I wasn't making it up! Say it!
I wasn't making it up, say it!
Okay, you weren't making it up!
Zana, Iook!
Look, it's just Iike mine. -Let's go back!
Fuck, it's all because of you! -Why because of me?
Are you kidding? There's a rapist in the woods and
you've been making eyes at him Iike you do with every
other man you see. You might as well wear a
sign around your neck, 'come and get it.'
Stop it! We don't know anything for sure!
He was nice and he heIped me! -We don't know anything
for sure!?! The poIice find a missing girI's shoe in the
woods and now we find the other. -AIright. Tomorrow
we'll go to a village and find out what's going on.
Tomorrow? Why not right now? -In the dark?
Anyway, the next village is on the Croatian side.
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Why shouIdn't we? It's all the same pIace, isn't it?
There was a war, remember? -It doesn't mean anything!
It's just a river between us. If we asked niceIy.
Are you really so naive? -No, she's not.
She's just pretending to be. -No I'm not!
It's all an act, pretending to be a such a good IittIe
girI, all to attract men. It makes me sick.
Now you sound just Iike her! She's the sick one. You
don't have to be Iike her, you know. What have you got
against men, anyway? What did they ever do to you?
You're the one putting on an act, pretending to be a
victim. -Can we have this discussion Iater, pIease?
Let's get out of here. -No, we're not going!
Why is being a nice girI such a bad thing? If I want
to do things to make other peopIe happy, so what?
It's not Medo's fauIt he wants to get married and
settIe down with you, but you treat him as
if he's trying to take away your freedom!
What's Medo got to do with anything?
I don't Iove him at all! That's all! AIright?
But you Iove your father, and you treat him the same.
You know, it really is about time you grew up.
Okay, tell me. What's so bad about your father?
What's so bad about him?
Come on, AIja, he's really just a normaI guy.
A normaI guy? Fuck you! That's the whoIe point!
He's a normaI guy, Medo's a normaI guy. Everyone's
normaI and everyone wants the same thing from me!
Look, they've never done anything to hurt you, AIja.
Maybe. And how wouId you know?
AIja...
AIja..
You shouIdn't be so sensitive, AIja.
You shouIdn't be so sensitive.
Wait! I want to get a picture of it. For evidence.
There's no fiIter, never mind which side.
I don't know.
It's Iike everything yesterday was a dream.
But, what about the fishing Iine?
BeIonged to a fisherman. It's pureIy circumstantia.
What a IegaI mind ! You're dad's right. Go to Iaw schooI
Look, Iook!
Refugees.
Did you see her shoe?
Last year's styIe.
Sure, but I mean it was Iike the one we found. It might
have beIonged to a refugee, someone crossing the river
just Iost their shoes. No murder. No rape.
End of story.
What's going to happen to them?
This is aIready Croatia.
Come on, peasant, smiIe!
I'm a village girI, barefoot...
Fuck, fuck! That isn't funny any more!
Thank god I've got my passport with me.
You fuck off back then!
You really do swear too much, Zana, you know that?
What shouId we do, go back, go on?
Into the fieId!
They are not after us, it's the refugees.
What's going to happen to them?
Will they send them back?
Yeah, for sure!
Give me the camera!
PoIice brutaIity...Here!
Let me see.
See?
Aha.
Afternoon!
What's the name of this village?
Lower Fuckville.
Lower Fuckville, eh? SteaIing, eh? You naughty girI!
It's not steaIing. It's nature. And I'm hungry.
ShouIdn't we go back to the canoes?
They were shooting back there, Zana!
Yes, but not at us. And there's just a fisherman in
the woods who has the hots for Simona. If he's
dangerous, we can aIways just give her to him.
And the shoe?
Who cares about the shoe? GirIs, we're in Croatia
without passports and if they catch us, we're fucked.
So! SteaIing, eh?
A witch.
Perhaps you'd Iike some cream, too, to fatten you
young girIs up! Thieves! Thieves!
HamIet, quiet!
They called me a witch! And they were steaIing!
It's aIright, mother! -I'm not your mother!
And thank god for that!
Well, well, well. One, two, three.
Good afternoon, sir. I hope we're not bothering you.
Good god! That must have hurt! -Of course.
And this? -It's a Kinderstern.
Kinderstern? Of course. In my day, it was onIy young saiIors who
had such things. And now it's the girIs' turn.
And you? Have you made any additionaI hoIes in your
body, or are you just as God made you?
Igor, bring us something eIse to drink!
I suggest Courvoisier. -What's that? Brandy?
Yes. -Oh, the best!
I think we shouId go.
Igor, brandy, the good bottIe.
Don't. You've had enough.
Don't make a scene. We've guests from SIovenia.
They were shooting on our side.
Shooting?
Yes.
Shooting? If anyone was shooting then it was some
crazy sniper, Ieft over from the war.
And there were refugees, crossing the river.
Refugees. God heIp them.
They were Chinese.
Yes, yes, Chinese.
Chinese? Oh yes, I've been watching, they have the best
circus in the worId!
Igor, hand it to me!
None for me, thank you!
Can I Iook at the books? -PIease.
A toast then. -To crossing borders!
To crossing borders!
You know what I really want to do?
What?
Photo-journaIism. You know? TraveI a Iot and take
pictures of peopIe, just as they are, you know.
But shit, then they want you to take pictures of
poIiticians. And weddings. That's the worst.
Snapping away as the groom gets drunk with his friends
and the bride has to dance with every uncIe and cousin
she never knew she had. Great!
I mean, a fate worse than death.
There are many fates worse than death.
Yes.
Yeah, Iike waking up one morning forty years oId and
you haven't done anything you wanted to in your Iife.
Ah, you're still so young...
you mustn't worry about things Iike that.
That's just what my father says. It drives me crazy.
And you? What do you want to do with your young Iife?
Tell me, don't be shy!
I want to write noveIs!
An artist?
Yes.
An artist then! Bravo! And what will you write about?
I don't know.
I'm a student, too!
But I study economics and Ianguages.
Give thy thought no tongue. Shakespeare.
As they say in the theatre.
Right! I knew you Iooked famiIiar!
You're that actor from Where The WiId Boars Go!
Ancient history, I'm afraid.
I used to watch that with my grandparents as kid.
How did the song go? 'A IittIe one from...'
Don't, pIease, I beg you!
Go back from where you came from! All three of you!
Igor...
The iron tongue of midnight hath toId tweIve.
Lovers, to bed; 'tis aImost fairy time.
This paIpabIe gross pIay hath well beguiIed.
The heavy gait of night.
Sweet friends, to bed.
Now the hungry Iion roars. And the woIf behowIs the
moon. WhiIst the heavy pIoughman snores. And with
weary task fordone. And we fairies, that do run...
That you have but sIumb' red here. WhiIe these
visions did appear.
What's wrong?
Simona!
Simona, damn her, where is she?
Zana, Iet's go!
Wait!
What?
Shame on you, SIovenians!
If she wants to run off on her own, just Iet her.
Or are you just using her as an excuse? -Fuck off!
Don't be such a hypocrite, AIja.
You spend the whoIe trip treating her Iike shit.
Me?!
And now that she finally fucks off, you run after her.
You secretIy think she's right?
Maybe you want to be daddy's good IittIe girI?
You're full of shit!
Or is it that you just haven't got the guts?
For what?
Sorry. AIja!
Simona!
What do you think you're doing?
Leave me aIone!
Simona! I've really had enough of this bullshit!
Why don't you go back to your friends in their IittIe
cabin in the woods. -You're just pissed off
cause they didn't fall for your usuaI routine: Good
afternoon, sir. I'm studying economics and Ianguages.
My dream is to heIp all the chiIdren of the worId.
That's not it!
What is it then?
It's not naturaI!
So that's the probIem?
I know what they are. It's not naturaI.
You mustn't go against nature, girIs.
Have a nice trip over to the other side?
Find what you were Iooking for?
Now, you're not refugees, are you?
No.
What wouId one... two... three... girIs be doing on their own
out here in the middIe of the dangerous woods?
Who the hell are you?
Sit down!
Scared?
Fuck, if I'm not!
What? Fuck?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Not a very nice word to come out of your mouth.
Is that how they teach girIs to taIk in the big city?
Look, we Iost controI of the canoes..
and ended up on the other side...
But you don't taIk Iike that, do you?
We've met before, haven't we?
What a IoveIy smiIe you have.
Thank you.
GirIs! This isn't going to end well. The poIice are not
going to be happy when they see that it's not poor
refugees this time, Iooking for a better Iife in our
country, but spoiIed young city brats.
Students, I bet!
Of course, students!
BeautifuI city girIs with shaved heads and tattoos and
rings through your bellies and no boyfriends!
O, God, together we will punish the sinners!
Look . . .
the King of the Forest!
Now you will see something.
He's going to kill it!
He's going to kill us.
Ow!
Are you aIright?
Shit, AIja, you said
'Let's fIoat down the KoIpa for a few days.'
What are you doing? He was heIping us.
Are you crazy? He's nuts!
He had the girI's shoe in the back of his car.
He had a spade, probabIy just buried her body.
One seriousIy fucked up individuaI.
No! He was just an ordinary man.
Oh, Christ! And because his wife doesn't fuck with him,
it's okay that he goes out and kills girIs.
He was shooting at that animaI, not us.
He was taking us back.
But did you see the way he was Iooking at us?
We were next, I swear to God.
Shut up, Zana!
I want to go home.
Well, if you ask him niceIy...
Okay! We have to find a village.
Which way is the river?
I'm not going back that way. No way!
But what about Medo's canoes?
I've got my camera, I don't give a fuck about the rest!
If I see that fucker again I'll...
You'll what?
I'll take his photo and turn him in to the poIice!
Yes, aIright.
CiviIisation!
No. A festivaI.
In Upper fuckville.
Simona, Iook.
CompIiments of the boys over there.
Shit, just what we need now.
They're harmIess.
Excuse me, is there any pIace here where we can
spend the night?
No, honey, not here.
Let's go!
They are coming.
Ignore!
Let's mingIe.-Why?
Can I borrow your mobiIe phone or not?
Thanks.
Great, the adventure is over, isn't Simona.
It's the end of this shit. Now we can drink!
You really don't Iike me, do you?
Sweetheart, haven't we had enough of all this
meIodrama? Yes, I don't Iike you. I'm fed up with it!
It's not the end of the worId.
SettIed.
Is he coming?
In the morning.
So what do we do till then?
Standing at the bar or what?
Now we can get drunk!
Good evening, girIs!
And you said they are harmIess!
God damn you, stop it!
Where did you say you were from?
No, wait, LjubIjana, that's right.
From LjubIjana!
Why do you want to Iive there? Life is shit there.
It's better here!
We couId show you a really good time, here.
She's from near here.
What's with you girIs?
You sure don't taIk very much, do you?
Go on, tell me one thing that's better in LjubIjana than here.
Go on, tell me!
Look, we've got the stars, nature, festivaI...
Pretty girIs...
What is it that we don't have?
Nothin'!
What's your name again?
Simona.
Pretty name for a pretty girI.
Thank you.
You have a nice smiIe. -Hey! Where are your manners?
Anyway, she's mine.
It's really too bad you don't Iive here.
You couId aIways visit her in LjubIjana, you know.
You and I wouId make the best babies...
and I'd treat you right, you know,
Iike a reaI Iady.
Oh yeah? And how do you do that?
You know.
Open doors for her and stuff.
Yeah? And fuck her really hard?
Is that how you treat a Iady?
That's no way for a Iady to taIk.
What are you doing with these two, Simona?
Let's taIk about something eIse, shall we?
That really disgusts me.
What does? Fucking?
Shame!
Look, my boyfriend's coming to get us in the morning.
Your boyfriend?
And he Ieft you on your own?
Oh, yes, all aIone. -Anyway, you think I care?
Look at that. You think your boyfriend can take me?
Huh? Huh?
Go on, have a feeI.
Nice meeting you, fellas.
Drink.
Good evening!
You can't refuse good oId fashioned SIovenian
hospitaIity.
Okay, girIs, one more drink.
Cheers!
If I can take a moment of your time...
I wouId Iike to say...
Today I went fishing in our beautifuI countryside.
And what do you think, did I catch any fish?
You shouId Iisten to him. He's fantastic.
But I tell you I caught something eIse as well.
Yes, that's right, I did.
Refugees.
What?
But is there a war?
No.
These refugees just Iook across the river and think,
Life is better in SIovenia...
Life...
is better...
in SIovenia...
But Iisten: what's the country called?
SIovenia!
For SIovenians!
What kind of shit is this? -Shit?
That's not shit!
He's a great man.
A great SIovenian!
Foreigners are not just coming across
the border from other countries,
but especially now, in summer,
they come here from our own big cities.
It's true, my accent is LjubIjana, and I apoIogise for that.
But I was born here, in this bIessed
by God wonderfuI countryside.
But these,these foreigners, these idIers, they come here with
no respect for our vaIues, for tradition, for famiIy.
Listen to him, he knows what he is taIking about.
Progress. Progress is destroying the worId!
Is this progress when young girIs wouId rather have
parties than have famiIies? Progress teaches our young
peopIe to do whatever they Iike, whenever they Iike,
and with whomever they Iike and it calls this freedom!
Is he sick or what?
But we know differentIy.
We are not afraid to say, 'the famiIy is sacred.'
We are not afraid to say that girIs shouId be mothers
and mothers shouId be at home!
No one's going to beIieve this shit.
We are not afraid to say
that homosexuaIity is unnaturaI,
or that girIs shouId not behave Iike boys
and that boys shouId not Iook Iike girIs!
There is a cIear Iine between right and wrong,
my friends.
And just as we keep our own border secure against
foreigners, we must guard the border between
what is right and what is wrong!
And so tonight, I wouId Iike to introduce you all
to my famiIy.
Come on, we'll introduce you.
Thank you very much, mr. Joze.
SIovenia to SIovenians!
Nobody follows us!
What a fucking psychopath.
He had a famiIy.
Even psychopaths have famiIies.
'GirIs who wouId rather have parties than have babies!'
Christ!
But that's us, isn't it!
It'd be scary if it wasn't so funny. -Why funny?
Just shut up, Simona!
You think he made a Iot of sense?
She's in Iove with the guy, remember.
I didn't say that!
I mean, didn't you think he was the killer?
Yeah, sure, but not if he's a poIitician.
Zana, you were pretty scared in his car.
So were you. It was the shoe.
Was it the same one we saw in the river?
Who knows?
Who cares!
I thought it was going to be small and nice, but shit,
I open the fIy and boom! I fucked off.
I was in Iove once, too.
I mean, the kind he was in Iove with me too.
And?
Nothing.
I got pregnant. He was married. I had an abortion.
You were sIeeping with a married man?
I never toId him. I was sixteen.
You never toId me!
Because she just made it up.
You can think what you Iike!
Okay then, what did your parents say?
They don't know!
Then how, I mean, how did you get an abortion?
Now who's naive, Zana.
Fuck, who's that?
Maybe it's Medo?
Turn off the Iight.
Well, well, well...
Chicks...
ShouIdn't you have Iearnt by now that the woods are
dangerous for girIs on their own?
For pussies!
And what happens to young pussies in the woods?
They get fucked!
Yeah, they get fucked!
D' you know the poIice are still Iooking for one girI
who disappeared? Do you want them to find three more
bodies?
Come on, Iet's just fuck them!
Here's what we'll do, girIs.
Screw you! We know who you are! I've got pictures!
Oh oh oh, she's got pictures! Oh, boys!
Why don't you come out and take some more, bitch!
You'll see, I'd be happy to pose.
Yeah, come out and take some pictures of us fucking you!
OK, OK, hello.
Pussies! Listen!
I don't know what to do, girIs. I'm totally desperate.
I apoIogize, but I can't controI the situation any ore.
My boys here are rather upset the way you treated
them, after they bought you drinks and
showed you some fine, SIovenian hospitaIity
and you are still so disagreeabIe!
Okay, we're sorry!
They're sorry, boys. Shall we go home, then?
Let's, Iet's fuck them!
GirIs, I think maybe you need to come out
and tell them yourseIves.
Why doesn't just one of you come out, eh?!
One shouId be enough!
Just one.
I don't beIieve this!
We're waiting!
With hard-ons!
What are you doing?!
It's okay.
Are you crazy?
Who eIse, then?
Where's the camera?
Medo!
Morning.
Thanks for picking us up, Medo.
You wouIdn't beIieve what happened to us.
Medo!
What about the rest of the gear?
Post it to me!
FemaIe expedition returns!
Simona, there's no need to go.
How can you act Iike nothing's happened?
Come on, Simona, it's all over now.
Is it?
You two just... you were just... inside the tent
whiIe they raped me!
They raped you?!?
What did you think happened?
Anyone Iike a sandwich?
No!
Well, they're in the kitchen if you want them.
What are you taIking about?
Yes, they raped me. He raped me.
Who?
The King of the Forest.
What?
God damn it, here comes all
the sacrificiaI virgin bullshit again!?
We all got drunk and you went off with those two boys
you were fIirting with, and now you're just shocked
because AIja and I Iove each other.
... or maybe you're just jeaIous.
But pIease don't try to say that you did anything that
you didn't want to do and pIease don't think that you
sacrificed yourseIf for us! Cause I'll Iose it!
I don't care what you do.
And I don't care if you don't beIieve me.
I got it all on fiIm.
What fiIm? Were you taking pictures?
Yes, I got it all!
Now will see those pictures of yours!
See you tonight!
Oh, Medo!
Hi! -Hi!
Hi, Medo! -Hi!
I haven't thanked you yet.
I'm sorry about the oar we Iost. I'll buy you a new one.
Don't worry about it.
I'll see you tonight. Bye! -Bye!
So? -So?
You don't waste any time, do you?
You're not the one to taIk. For fuck's sake, AIja.
Do you know what peopIe wouId say if they found out?
I don't care! Let them taIk!
Not about you! About me!
What do you think that makes me feeI
when my girIfriend dumps me for another girI?
Because of that...
Am I reaIy some kind of monster?
Just because I want to have a nice girI, maybe get
married one day and have kids?
No, you're not a monster, Medo.
Fuck's sake, AIja. I just don't get it.
So anyway, what I wanted to say is that we met that
actor, you know from... ''LittIe one from...''
That's from 'Where the WiId Boars Go?'
That's the one.
We got compIeteIy drunk with him.
They're making it all up now!
I swear it's true. Isn't it, Simona?
Yeah, and I'm GargameI.
AIja...
It's true.
But Simona's crazy.
After the festivaI she went with these two guys and then
she tells us that this IocaI poIitician,
who was aIso there, raped her.
Not onIy raped, but changed into some sort of a creature
that took her to see the fairies.
Where'd she go?
Gone with the fairies.
But we took pictures. We have evidence,
right, AIja?
Simona!
What happened?
Nothing. Can you take me to the station, pIease?
Of course. Everything aIright?
Yes, fine. I just shouId get back to the books.
Oh, it's been a pIeasure having you.
If onIy AIja's other friends were more Iike you.
Well, well, the moment of truth! Let's see!
That bitch, Simona! She screwed everything up!
She never couId use the fucking camera!
Do you know how many pictures I had?
Like the actor from 'Where the WiId Boars Go.'
Or the face of the killer!
Or the rapist.
Fuck off!
Or the King of the Fairies.
Stillife, the nose ring!
Well well it's you.
Fuck, okay! We made it all up!
It's one big fucking joke, damn you!
CaIm down!
Let's go!